Headlines - 5/3/2005

1. The editors of MSNBC.com would like to bring you the following grossly obvious, non-funny reports:
   • U.S. military report: Wars straining U.S. power
   • Africa worst place for mothers, children


2. Holy Cow! Ligers are real!
   • Liger, liger, burning bright


3. I've always thought the same thing
   • British geologist Dougal Dixon, in the book "The Future is Wild," creates a scenario millions of years from now in which humans become extinct and are replaced by an animal kingdom dominated by a giant land-based squid.