LB's Zingers Part I
Lara should be an author. She comes up with these zingers that make me laugh almost daily. I know that I have already started to forget some, so I have to write them down. Here's the best ones from the past couple of days. LB, can you think of any others that I liked?
In reference to adopting a dog, "They provide toys, food, crate, and vet care. You provide a face to lick."
Asking us to share a moment with her after a long day, "Can someone PLEASE meet me for a beer before bowling? Pretty please? With foam on top?"
On feeling a bit disheveled, "I combed my hair with a pork chop."
HA! These are priceless. Thanks.
posted by Daniel at 10:01 PM
3 Comments:
ALMOST daily? There must be a hitch in my giddy-up! The only one I can think of is the other day when I told Amanda that it looked like I combed my hair with a porkchop. She seemed to like it and I think we talked about it in front of you. I vaguely remember you giggling like a baby girl...And you're welcome ;-)
4:52 AM
YES! That's it! I couldn't find it because it wasn't in email or your blog. Blog is updated.
7:05 AM
That's almost as bad as my friend in college who found a cute little kitten that someone had tossed out of a car. She called it JB, as in Jon Benet.
9:35 AM
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