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Former Canadian Minister Of Defence Asks Canadian Parliament To Hold Hearings On Relations With Alien "Et" Civilizations

Is this a real article? Did these people actually say these things? "UFOs, are as real as the airplanes that fly over your head." Holy cow.

Questions:

• Are these people completely crazy?
• Why are the ET's always qualified as 'ethical'?
• Do these people have a different tactic for dealing with 'unethical' ET's?
• What IS an ethical ET?
• Is it unethical for ET's to stick mind probes in our anuses (I'm setting up a joke there; feel free to have fun with it)?
• If it is unethical for other species to stick probes in our anuses, are we unethical in the way we deal with other species? That's not exactly a joke, what about how farmers run around sticking their whole arm up their cattle's anuses?
• The article includes the following sentence:
• Vancouver-based Institute for Cooperation in Space (ICIS), whose International Director headed a proposed 1977 Extraterrestrial Communication Study for the White House of former U.S. President Jimmy Carter, who himself has publicly reported a 1969 Close Encounter of the First Kind with a UFO, filed the original request for Canadian Parliament hearings.
• Who had the close encounter, the international director or Jimmy Carter?
• Wouldn't it explain a great many things if Jimmy Carter had been abducted and molested by aliens? I KNOW he has had plenty of things in his anus, including his head. A mind probe would surely fit up there as well.
• Are these people completely crazy?