Crack?

So ... I'm googling for information on how to remove silicone sealant from a shower (long story). I (stupidly) thought that it would be a common product: just next to the silicone sealant. I don't know what I was thinking. I did find some rather easily ... IN AUSTRALIA! WTF?

I keep hunting and come across this article. Yeah ... read it.

here are my favorite quotes:

- ... the only bathroom is down the hall and shared by everyone on the floor - of both sexes.

- ... you have to remove the toilet paper from the bathroom to keep it dry while you drench the whole room with your shower.

- ... your knees get very clean, but the floor gets very wet.

- ... hot water may be available only once a day ...

- ... European towels are annoyingly nonabsorbent.

THAT IS DISGUSTING!!! I now never want to go to Europe. Reading between the lines here tells me that Europeans just can't be very clean people. The whole continent probably smells like a sweaty butt-crack.

But the story doesn't end there. Curiosity got me and I wanted to see what a bidet looked like. Googling that gave me this picture:



I don't get it, but whatever. That actually might be MORE clean than Americans who just wipe the poop (or whatever) around with paper. Think about it.

But it looks like there is a BIG trade off! Did you notice THE TOWEL BEHIND HER!?! You've gotta be KIDDING!?! You wash your crack and then wipe it off WITH THE SAME TOWEL that the last yahoo used?

No.

Thanks anyway, I'll just keep to wiping the poop around.