Fat & Happy
So, I haven't blogged in quite a while. I can't think of anything good. My title borrows from an Amanda phrase. I respect a woman that can confidently utter that phrase.
Last night we thought that blogging about SFBPC (sweaty-forehead-boy-pants-chic) would be funny ... but I think it's a had-to-be-there story. If you're confused, last night we had a waitress that had a sweaty forehead and wore boy jeans.
I'm happy. Life is good at the moment. I even have a few things that I could be all upset about if I wanted to. I live in a prison cell, I drive a Nissan P.O.S. that cost me another $400 today. But I am not even the least bit perturbed about that. Now, you jerks (you know who you are) are leaving town for a hundred million years. That has me bummed.
I don't even think I have anything funny to say. I think most of my humor is usually laced with of sarcasm. I got nothin' right now.
If you have a link on the right hand side of this site, chances are you are directly responsible for my positive mood.
Thanks.
posted by Daniel at 3:59 PM
7 Comments:
So while we're gone, are you going to get help for your codependency issues? I mean, it will involve having to get out of the cell and stop sucking your thumb, but I think you can do it. If not, I got a bag of apples with your name on it. ;-)
4:21 PM
Oh man! To cheer me up, I'll be reading THIS while you are over the ocean.
p.s. no telling who might come by and read your comment.
4:50 PM
dan, i knew that's what the THIS link meant before i clicked! thanks...that helps tons! i'm already going to be gnawing the corners off of my book!
8:17 PM
you're evil. hey, i put a winky face...that means it's obviously a joke.
8:28 PM
hey....what am I chopped liver?
9:48 PM
omg...that is so gross..I'm so going to start saying that!
6:28 AM
ROFL!!! That's a RIOT!!! Worthy of recognition in the archives of the Jedi Order. That makes this whole stupid post worth it.
7:00 AM
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